"Doc, my TV is broken."
"I think there's a sticker on there with a number you can call."
"It doesn't get HBO."
"I actually don't think it's supposed to get HBO."
"You gotta be kidding, come on."
"No, I really don't think the TV gets HBO."
"I don't understand. First they tell me there's no sushi, then I find out there's no bathrobes, just this stupid gown, and now you're telling me no HBO. What kind of a place is this?"
"But I have good insurance."
"No insurance is that good."
"You don't know what I pay."
"I can imagine."
"For what I pay, there should at least be some little bottles of shampoo I can take home."
"Not a hotel, sir."
"At least we get room service."