Oh, clinic patients, how I missed you.
"So I put the contraceptive patch in my vagina?"
"No."
"Can I get a gas pain in my ear?"
"No."
"What if I put food in my ear? Then can I?"
"No."
"I have a stomach pain. Does that mean I'm pregnant?"
"No."
"If I use the nicotine patch and the contraceptive patch, do they cancel each other out?"
"No."
"What if I get them confused?"
"Don't."
"If I use condoms while I'm using the patch, do they cancel each other out?"
"No."
"My friend has some kind of ring she uses as birth control. Can I get that even if I don't know my ring size?"
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lol, wow, I hope this person never reproduces.
ReplyDeleteLol, nice! :D Here's one more -
ReplyDelete'Doctor, Doctor, I want to be circumcised'.
'Are you sure? it will hurt'.
'How much?'
'Well, I was circumcised when I was a baby, and I couldn't walk for a year and a half!' :D :D
Levonelle