* * Anonymous Doc: My wife says it's premature, but I don't know

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

My wife says it's premature, but I don't know

"So what brings you in today?"

"My wife wanted me to see someone. I don't think it's anything."

"Well, what is she concerned about?"

"She says I have premature ejaculation."

"You don't agree?"

"I think it's fine."

"How long does it usually take you?"

"I don't know, the normal time, a second or two. I don't know what her problem is, I think it just means I'm better than the other guy she was with, she says it took him forever, I think something was wrong with him."

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  2. Honest to God...how did you stop yourself from bursting into an uncontrollable fit of laughter?!

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