"So what brings you in today?"
"My wife wanted me to see someone. I don't think it's anything."
"Well, what is she concerned about?"
"She says I have premature ejaculation."
"You don't agree?"
"I think it's fine."
"How long does it usually take you?"
"I don't know, the normal time, a second or two. I don't know what her problem is, I think it just means I'm better than the other guy she was with, she says it took him forever, I think something was wrong with him."