* * Anonymous Doc: Yes, I know that word.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Yes, I know that word.

"Doctor, I've been having terrible itching."

"Where is the itching?"

"My anus."

"Okay, how long has this been going on?"

"A while.  There is also some leakage."


"Yes, s*** is coming out.  I know that's not a medical word.  Do you know that word?"


"So you know what I mean when I say s*** is coming out of my anus?"

"Yes, I know what you mean."

"Because I don't know the medical word, but I wasn't sure if you would understand what I mean by s***."

"I understand what you are saying."

"Yes, it is leaking out of my anus."


"The s***."

"I got it.  I can give you a cream."

"To put in my anus?"

"To put on the skin, for the itching.  And I'm going to refer you to a gastroenterologist for the leakage.  I hope you feel better."

"I just feel like I'm always covered in s***."

"I'm sorry."

"You know what I'm talking about, right?  Even though that's not the medical word."


"Okay, I just wanted to make sure."

"Take care."


  1. haha...this is so funny... you sure you work in hospital, but not comedy club?

  2. Are you sure you aren't in Tennessee with the rest of these people?

    I know for goodness sakes I am.