"My daughter hasn't gotten her period yet. I want to make sure she isn't pregnant."
"She's ten years old."
"[Daughter], are you sexually active?"
"No. I keep telling her, ew, that's gross."
"I don't think she's pregnant. Especially since she has never had her period."
"But she's getting fat. I want to see if it's a baby."
"I think it's probably just normal weight gain."
"Are you gonna do the test or not?"
"I can do the test, I'm just telling you I don't think she's pregnant."
"Well, do the test-- and do one on me too, while you're at it."
"You think you're pregnant?"
"Who knows, I just figure it's one co-payment instead of two."