Happy Memorial Day. I'll end up having worked only 30 hours this weekend, which is at least 6 or 7 less than I expected. So, yippee.
Spent an hour in the emergency room with a guy who had done something unusual and unpleasant with his testicles. (For the holiday weekend!) Let's just say that he had used some kind of tanning cream combined with a scrubbing brush-- and in the process irritated the entire area down there, first from the scrubbing and then from some kind of reaction to the cream, whatever it was (if you use a cream on your testicles, it causes a reaction, and you go to the emergency room-- please bring the cream with you!). Why any of this seemed like a good idea, I have no idea.
And what someone thinks we can do for this problem in the ER (besides some pain medication and a urine test) I have no idea.