* * Anonymous Doc

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Clinic patient about to leave-- turns back to me--

"Oh, I saw the condoms on the desk out front. They're free?"

"Yeah."

"So I can take a couple?"

"Yep. That's what they're for."

"Um... do you have any other brands?"

"What?"

"I don't really like the LifeStyles kind."

4 comments:

  1. Nobody LIKES the Lifestyle brand.

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  2. You get what you pay for.

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  3. Have some of these on hand: http://www.amazon.com/dgp-Extra-Small-Condoms/dp/B0026LWI8I

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