Second year fellow at a big-city hospital. Or not.
I would've been happier if they were chocolate chip cookies instead of puppies (unless I just get to play with them for a few minutes and not actually own one)
See also: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html It goes to 11!
Love it; the addition of puppies and Luigi makes it so much better.