Inauguration Day

"I'm going to ask you some questions just to see how your memory is.  Do you know what year it is?"

"Twenty-six."

"You mean two thousand six?"

"No."

"Do you know what month it is?"

"Tuesday."

"Okay.  Who's the President?"

"It's Obama.  You should know that."

"I do know.  I was seeing if you knew."

"I don't know what kind of doctor you are that doesn't know who the President is."

"I know the President.  I was seeing if you knew."

"I don't want a doctor who isn't smart enough to know the President.  How did you become a doctor without knowing something like that?"

"I know who the President is.  I just wanted to test your memory."

"No.  Stupid questions."

"I'm sorry you feel that way.  Can I ask you to draw a clock on this piece of paper?"

"I'm not doing any more of your job.  If you want to see a clock, you can make one yourself."

"Okay.  Can you tell me what brought you here today?"

"A car.  Ugh, this is ridiculous.  I drove a car."

"And who's the President?"

"I told you.  It's the guy with the hat!"

"What's his name?"

"He doesn't have a name!  Oh, you are a stupid doctor."