* * Anonymous Doc

Thursday, September 8, 2011

"What are those people selling?"

"Nothing. They're just visiting your roommate."

"They have bags. They look like they're selling something."

"They're just visitors."

"I think they're selling something. What are they selling? How much is it?"

"They're not selling anything."

"I want to look at whatever they're selling. I want to buy it."

"They're just visiting their family member."

"No, they have bags. They're selling something. Why won't you let me buy it?"

"They're not selling anything."

"They are. What are they selling?"

"Nothing."

"Tell me."

"They're selling your organs."

[Silence]

"Do I get a commission?"

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