* * Anonymous Doc

Friday, September 9, 2011

"Doctor, we were cleaning this patient, and we thought we were cleaning stool, but the more we're cleaning him, the more we're realizing, it's not stool... you should really come take a look... it's definitely not stool, and we keep pulling--"

"You should stop pulling--"

"But there's more of it--"

"Whatever it is, I think you should stop pulling--"

"Okay, it's not stool--"

"I understand what you're saying. I'll be there in a minute."

Indeed, it is not stool.

And that is all I am able to determine.


  1. Please let us know when you figure out what the "not stool" substance is. In my experience stool has always been pretty easy to identify.

  2. Ok.

    I was eating.

    I guess i'm done with that.

    It really bothers me that some substance was coming out of someone and you can't even tell what it was.

  3. Have you figured out what the mysterious 'not-stool' substance was? Was it a parasite?