"When was the last time you saw a doctor?"
"Oh, just recently, when I got some Tylenol."
"Why did the doctor tell you to take Tylenol?"
"No, he didn't tell me to take it. I asked him where it was, and he showed me."
"You went to a doctor's office, and a doctor examined you?"
"No, you asked me when I saw a doctor, and I'm telling you."
"What kind of a doctor did you see?"
"The doctor who worked at the drug store."
"Do you mean the pharmacist?"
"I don't know."
"The doctor examined you?"
"No! I keep telling you. The doctor told me where the Tylenol was."
"I think you're talking about a pharmacist. That's not a doctor."
"Well how am I supposed to know?"
"Doctors don't work in the drug store."
"Then he shouldn't be wearing a white coat and pretending he's a doctor."