In the call room, we have a list of all of the patients by room number and their diagnoses. I get in this morning and here's what I see:
1104 Fainted after macerating
"What do you mean?"
"This guy fainted after doing what exactly?"
"Read the board."
"Yeah, I know. Macerating is when you put sugar on strawberries and they get soft. I assume that's not what he was doing."
"No, read the board. He was, I don't know, touching himself."
"Yeah, that's not the right word."
"Whatever, you know what I mean."