* * Anonymous Doc

Thursday, May 27, 2010

"Doctor, doctor, come quick," said the nurse. "The patient has a very hard lump under his skin, where they put the pacemaker. It is very alarming. I think there is something very wrong."

I go and take a look.

"Yes, that is the pacemaker."

"But the lump--"

"Yes, that's where the pacemaker is. That lump you are feeling is the pacemaker."

"So it is normal?"


"Oh, I did not know."


  1. How did that woman EVER make it through school?!

  2. Hey, she sees something new and she asks - That's how normal people learn things. At least she didn't just ignore it.

  3. Please tell me that she is a new nurse. If so, then her response might be understandable.