Swollen

"Doc, I'm worried because my lymph nose is swollen."

"Your what?"

"My lymph nose.  I'm all congested, and it hurts when I sneeze."

"Point to me where you're feeling swelling... ... ....  Those are your sinuses."

"Yeah, my lymph nose."

"Take some ibuprofen and see how you feel."

"So you don't think it's lymphoma?"

"No."

"Or cancer?"

"No."