President's Week

I meant to post this Monday, but it is not Monday anymore.

In honor of President's Day, here is a list of some of the answers my patients have given when asked who the President is:

Obama
Bush
That guy
Kennedy
You know who it is
Reagan
Some old guy
Washington
The black guy
Clinton
I can picture him
Nixon
You know, that guy on TV
Omaha
The one with the hat
The man who stands there
Why you asking me that?
You don't know the President?
Why don't you tell me?
I'm not listening to a doctor who doesn't know who the President is
The guy who won the election
George
I don't know, is his name Jackson?
Not me
Not you
No one?