"So, you're having trouble with your eyes."
"I am. For a long time. Things are blurry."
"Okay... how blurry?"
"Well, you, you I can tell, you're male. From your voice, and your short hair. That one over there is a female. The one in the corner, maybe a male, maybe a female, I'm not really sure."
"That's a female medical student."
"Oh, good for her. You sure it's a female?"
"Yes, she's a female."
"And that other one, by the door, that's a male."
"That's a coat rack."
"Yeah, I thought it was a skinny one."
"I think we're going to have you see an ophthalmologist."
"Oh, I saw one of them years ago."
"We're going to have you see one again."
"I don't know if I'll be able to see him. If he stands close."
"We'll have him stand close."