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Saturday, August 4, 2012

"Someone's Been Urinating On Me."

"Someone's been urinating on me."

"Um, do you think it might be you?"

"No."

"You're wearing diapers."

"I don't know how those got there."

"I think, unfortunately, it's because you're having trouble with your bladder."

"Well, you'd better tell the person who's been urinating on me to stop."

"Okay."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."


There are days it seems terribly frightening to think about getting old.

2 comments:

  1. Agreed on the old thing. Crikey.

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  2. when i get very very old; lose all my tooth,
    i hope my husband can chew the cashew nuts for me.
    that would be gross! all right, i am jking...lol

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