"Have you ever been tested for HIV?"
"Oh, sure, I had that once."
"An HIV test?"
"No, HIV. I got it from some bad seafood or something. A lot of vomiting. Went away after a few days."
"I don't think you mean HIV. I'm talking about HIV, the virus that causes AIDS."
"Yeah, I know. I had that too."
"Yeah. It was terrible, just like they say. Felt really itchy. Took about a week to go away."
"I think we'd like to test you, just in case."
"I'm telling you, I don't have it. I haven't slept with a hooker in, like, at least a month."