Anonymous Doctor

"If you refuse to let us draw blood, we won't know what's wrong with you."

"I don't care."

"If we don't know what's wrong with you, we can't treat you."

"I don't care."

"If we can't treat you, you won't get better."

"I don't care."

"If you don't get better, you can't go home."

"I can go home whenever I want."

"So why are you staying here, if you won't let us treat you."

"Because I feel like it."

"You'll feel better if you let us run some tests."

"I'll think about it."

"Please do."

"Now leave me alone."

"Gladly."