* * Anonymous Doc

Sunday, July 25, 2010

"I can't find a good vein."

"Oh, use that one," says the patient.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, it's the one I use when I'm shooting up."

And, sure enough, it works.

"Hey, maybe you ought to just let me put in the IV myself-- I'm better at it."

"No, that's okay."

"No, really, I'm happy to do it."

"No, but thanks."

"Anytime."

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