* * Anonymous Doc: "Why am I in pain? My surgery was LAPAROSCOPIC!"

Thursday, September 20, 2012

"Why am I in pain? My surgery was LAPAROSCOPIC!"

Patient calls me.  "Doc, I'm feeling really terrible today.  In so much pain.  Couldn't go to work.  Really feeling awful."

"Okay, one second, let me take a look at your chart..."

"Sure, sure.  Really, I'm just totally wiped out."

"Have you taken your temperature?"

"Yeah, it's normal."

"Okay, I'm looking at your chart.  Uh, you had your gall bladder removed yesterday?"

"Yeah."

"Were you feeling like this before the surgery?"

"No, no, I was feeling okay."

"Yeah, you're feeling like this because you had surgery yesterday."

"No, doc.  It was laparoscopic."

"Okay..."

"The surgeon said it would be nothing.  He didn't say anything about pain."

"Even laparoscopic surgery is surgery.  You had the procedure yesterday.  It's normal to be feeling terrible.  Have you been taking the pain medication?"

"No, I don't like to take stuff like that."

"Then it's not surprising you have pain!"

"I think he botched the surgery.  It was laparoscopic.  I'm supposed to be fine."

"You had the surgery yesterday.  This pain is normal."

"If this is normal, I'll tell you one thing-- I'm never having my gall bladder removed again."

"That's right, you're not."

"Okay, write that down in my chart."

"Uh... okay...."

20 comments:

  1. "while you're at it, make sure I'm never getting another appendectomy either!"

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  2. You have the funniest stories!

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  3. Take a gander at practically every transplant program's website. Under the section regarding 'living kidney donation', you'll find some statement regarding the minimal pain of the laparoscopic approach. Heck, a recent barrage of press releases from U of MD touted the single-port approach to live donor nephrectomy as even LESS painful. So while - haha - isn't this guy ridiculous, understand that the 'benefits' of lap are used as a marketing tool and many patients end up misinformed.

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  4. Yes, well, I certainly hope he isn't planning to solve this problem by having his gall bladder reinstalled!!

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  16. i never believed that this divorce would be canceled just exactly the way Dr ikuku told me that was how it happened.When Grey called me that he his no longer interested that he needs a divorce i was so shocking and wondering what made him to ask for a divorce it was just like a joke he filed the divorce and i got a letter from the court,i was just so shocking and having deep pain that why would Grey do me such a thing and we where suppose to come to the court to sign the divorce on the 20th of may,and it was getting late because i never wanted this divorce to take place there was no time i was just thinking and hoping for a miracle to come my way and make Grey forget about getting a divorce,But all my heart desire was granted with the help of Dr ikuku,After i read some interesting reviews about Dr ikuku helping a woman who are husband needed a divorce and it was almost late like mine.So then i contacted Dr ikuku and told him my problem he just told me not to worry that he assures me that everything would be okay and that Grey would cancel the divorce and beg me to forgive him,Dr ikuku told me that all this will come to past within 24 hours,i was like if this really happens i will testify his name to the whole world and i hoped on Dr ikuku to hear a good news,This was more than a good news the first call i heard was from the lawyer saying Grey came to his office and said he does not need a divorce any longer that he loves me and need me around,i was so happy in hearing that so as i was dropping the call Grey call came in and he told me in tears that i should forgive him and listen to him,Then i told him to come over he came over and we are together he loves me and said he does not need any divorce all he need is me he told the lawyer to come and change his will and every asset he owns to my name,Am so happy today and grateful for this wonderful thing Dr ikuku has done for me.You can contact Dr ikuku for help and get instant solution on ikukutempleofsolution@gmail.com or cell number +2348034458597 My name is Sarafina from the united state of America

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  17. my name’s Cynthia i want every one on this site or forum to join me thank this DRcafaispiritualtemple@gmail.com for what he just did for me and my kids . my story goes like this i was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Italy for a business trip where he met this prostitute who be witched he to hate me and the kids and love her only so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Italy for to see that other woman. so i and my kids were now so frustrated and i was just staying with my mum and i was not be treating good because my mama got married to another man when my after my daddy death so the man she got married to was not treating i and my kids well so i was so confuse and i was searching for a way to get my husband back to me and my kids so one day as i was browsing on my computer i saw a testimony about this MAN DR CAFAI of cafaispiritualtemple@gmail.com shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me too so i also think of give it a try at first a was scared by when i think of what me and my kids are passing through so i contact him and he told me to stay calm for just two days that my husband shall be restored to me and to my best surprise i received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and i called Dr CAFAI and he said your problems are solved my child so this was how i get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from DR CAFAI of cafaispiritualtemple@gmail.com i want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to DR CAFAI and i will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him for help Good bye

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  18. i want to thank DR AZINAN for the great thing he has done in my life , he brought happiness to my life i never believe that there will be solution to my problem any more but when i met this great man the spell caster on the internet who brought me life after a spell has been cast for me and my husband who left me for the pass 5years .he called me and beg for forgiveness and after 7days i got a new job with a very comfortable salary now i am the most happy person in the world now please i want you all to help me thank him for the light he brought to my life when there was no hope he brought me hope and happiness you can as well try and testify yours contact him via :azinanspelltemple@gmail.com

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  19. I thank God so much for this wonderful and a straight forward spell caster that has brought back joy and happiness into my life after i saw a post on how he helped a man called George,i decided to contact him for help when i told this God sent man Dr Bigdo on how my lover left me for 2 years without calling nor texting me,When i shared this my sad experience with Dr Bigdo he said everything would be okay within 2 days i was like am i sure what this man is saying is real,So i decided to give a try and i what even surprised me the most at first i was also thinking he was a scam i taught he was like other spell caster who come online to add pain to peoples pain not knowing there feelings but to make money,But this great man Dr Bigdo is never like that his own is for good and make people to be happy with the one they love,Am just so happy,Even before the 3 days i just got a call from a man who has left me for 2 years saying he his sorry and that he wants me back to his life i was so happy,we are happily married now and things are going so so well for us. Anyone who really needs help will have to contact him through his email. okungoldenspirit@outlook.com . remember he is not after your money. okungoldenspirit@outlook.com but after your happiness
    TRACY

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