I went into a patient's room yesterday to check on him, I pull back the curtain--
And his girlfriend is in the hospital bed with him, naked from the waist up. I immediately closed the curtain, apologized for interrupting, and told him to let me know when they're ready for me. I hear some rustling, he yells out "okay" and I open the curtain back up--
And the girlfriend is pulling up her pants, over leopard-skin underwear.
The patient seems to be feeling better. :)