* * Anonymous Doc

Sunday, January 3, 2010

I went into a patient's room yesterday to check on him, I pull back the curtain--

And his girlfriend is in the hospital bed with him, naked from the waist up. I immediately closed the curtain, apologized for interrupting, and told him to let me know when they're ready for me. I hear some rustling, he yells out "okay" and I open the curtain back up--

And the girlfriend is pulling up her pants, over leopard-skin underwear.

The patient seems to be feeling better. :)

1 comment:

  1. Sounds serious! (in all senses).