* * Anonymous Doc

Saturday, November 21, 2009

In clinic yesterday--

Tiny Female Med Student, talking to patient: "You have an infection in your scrotum."

Patient: "My what?"

Tiny Female Med Student: "An infection in your scrotum"

Patient: "What is a scroat-um?"

Tiny Female Med Student: "You have an infection in your ball sac, sir."

Patient: "Oh. Well why didn't you say so?"


  1. nowt wrong with being smal......small but mighty

  2. I have a feeling that this is the type of patient that would be scratching his balls all day long, so he probably already knew about it...