* * Anonymous Doc

Sunday, February 20, 2011

"You get your notes done so fast. What's your secret?"

"My secret is I'm not that thorough."

"Oh, come on. Your notes are fine."

"No, they're really not."

"But at least you're quick."

"Yep. Exactly."


  1. for many reasons this reminds me of transcription work....

  2. My personal best was a patient who was admitted overnight for a kidney transplant. He had a long and complicated medical history, he had been admitted MANY times in the past, and his old chart was the size of the phone book. He was also my tenth admit of the night.

    My condensation: "Patient with complicated medical history admitted for..."

  3. Must be great to live in a consequence free environment...