How you know you've been working in the hospital too long:
"I didn't know they were on."
"What are you talking about? I e-mailed you about them."
"What? No you didn't."
"Sure I did. You wrote back and said OK, I didn't know. But I told you, so now you should know. Are you OK?"
"That explains your e-mail. I thought you were telling me Tony was on tonight."
"I figured he was a resident. I didn't know. That's why I said I didn't know. I figured you were telling me Tony was on call tonight. And that I should know who Tony is. Even though I don't."
"No. I was telling you the Tony Awards were on TV. Do you want to come over and watch them?"
"Not really. So who's on tonight if not Tony?"
"There is no Tony."
"I think you should come over."