* * Anonymous Doc

Monday, August 23, 2010

Nurse talking to my 88-year-old patient:

"Your junk is hanging out."

"What? What junk?"

"Your boys."


"Put your boys back in your shorts."


"Your junk."

"What are you talking about?"

"Your balls are hanging out of your shorts."


"Your balls."

"What balls? What?"

"Your junk."



  1. It's funny how taboo it is in our society to say the proper names for a person's reproductive organs. Apparently it even transcends into medical settings...